there was this little polar bear and he went into his igloo and said “mum, am i a grizzly bear or brown bear?” “no your not” she replied “ur 100% polar bear” a little later he comes back in and says” mum am i mountain bear or a black bear” “i’ve told u once, no ur a polar bear, now go and play outside”. 5 minuets later he comes back and says ” mum r u sure that i’m not a koalar bear” “NO!! ur a polar bear, why do u keep askin?” he says “cos i’m fucking freezing” !!

what do you call a snail riding on a boat?
a snail-er!

A rabbit was standing outside k-mart.His friend bear came outside.Rabbit said to bear ,what are you doing? And bear replied getting some underware for my bare butt!

Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A. Right where you left it!

well ther was a hunter named tom and first he killed a bear and a other bear was behind him he said i will eat you are get you up the but and tom said up the but and the bear did it took a week to heal tom and he killed the bear and one was behind him again and gave him the same choice and he said up the but and the bear did it and it took moths for tom to heal and he killed the bear and saod yes and a bear was behind him again and said you do not come out here for huting do you tom

how do you make a squirle angry take its nuts of him

There was a English man a scotish man and a irish man, and they all made a bet that their dogs could walk over a brige without doing a poo. So the Irish man went a quater of the way and did a poo so the Scotish man went and made it half the way across, then the English man went across and he made it. The irish man and the scotish man said “how do you do that” So the english man said ” im not silly im not dumb i stick cork up doggies bum”

little miss hubard went to the cupboard to get her old dog rover a bone miss hubard bent over ant rover took over and gave the old bitch a bone of her own.

If a one hump camel married a two hump camel and they had a baby camel with no hump what would they name it
HUMPFREE

what do yuo call a deer with no eyes?
no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and bleeding
still no bloody idea